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'Wedding Speech Builder' - The Best online Speech writing system

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  • Get access to our database of over 4000 ice breakers, jokes, quotes to make sure your speech is a total success from your opening line right up until you ask everyone to raise their glasses and toast the happy couple.

Everything you need to write your Best Man's speech...

Write a complete Groom's speech and roast the Best Man!

Find the perfect words for a totally unique Bride's Speech.

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Over 4,000 wedding speech jokes, quotes and toasts.

Compiled and written by professional comedy writers.

Easy to use, step by step system and free speech writing guide.

Work on your wedding speech at your own pace.


You can gain access to the entire system for just £6.99 which gives you a 7 day access pass. That's less than the cost of a round of drinks. At Speech Builder we are proud of the fact that we're the only service you'll find driven by professional comedy writers.


As well as a few tried and tested wedding speech classics you’ll find totally original gags. Our Speech Builder writers have written for TV, radio, stage, and stand up comedians, that means your speech will have professional writers behind each gag.

Once you log into the system you’ll get complete access to our database of over 4000 ice breakers, jokes, quotes and comedic hand grenades to throw at the groom to make sure your speech is a total success.

You'll find each basic phase outlined in a step by step framework and hundreds of jokes and speech inserts for each phase. Simply click on the jokes you like to add them to your unique best man speech template. Once you have all the pieces in place you can then edit the speech to add the correct names and add any stories or jokes of your own. Finally when your speech is complete you can either save the speech to review and edit at a later date or print out your complete speech ready for the big day.

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We appreciate that on such a big occasion the whole wedding party are keen to get things 100% right, that's why we're on hand to help from beginning to end. You can contact our team at any time for help with your speech, help create personal jokes for the new Mr & Mrs or simply to give your finished speech the once over. All with the help of professional comedy writers until you're completely satisfied with your finished speech.

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